We call our rating system “The Skull Scale.” Sometimes maybe good; sometimes maybe shit. The scale goes from 0 to 5 with quarter skull intervals. Only one bottle has received a 0 rating… We don’t talk about those early years. After much tasting and maybe a little bit of intoxication, we have become more harsh on our critiques. Well… at least two of us… Not many bottles have been bestowed with a 5 skull rating. As of this typing, We can only think of 1 maybe, possibly 2 have the 5 skulls. Booker’s 2023-4 (Storyteller’s) has been the lucky bottle. Revisited bottle MAY have their rating changed!

0 - 1: Swill - Only the Nastiest, Yard Pour, No Deeming Qualities!

1.25 - 2: Mixers: Just Above Swill, Will Need An Additive to Choke it Down!

2.25 - 3: Try it: We Have Mixed Feelings about it, May or May Not be our Palette

3.25 - 4: Buy It: Cost not Factored in, Get it and Keep it in Stock

4.25 - 5: Top Shelf: Blows You Away With Smell and Taste!